Angst-free Sherlock fanfiction by muffinpoodle on tumblr.

This post is NOT FROM ME, so go see it on muffinpoodle's tumblr to comment!

For gingerhaole, who asked if I knew of any Johnlock that wasn’t full of the dark-and-sads. I went looking. I am still looking, but here’s the 30 I’ve uncovered so far! (I found the vast majority trawling the kink meme, so it’s mostly porn - but never terribly kinky porn.)

• The desire And the spasm by grassle - John secretly writes bad homoerotic thriller fiction about Sherlock and himself. Sherlock finds it. I cannot stress this enough: hilarious. Especially if you’ve experienced badfic before.
• Psychophysical Examinations of Perceptual Effects of Differential Somatic Stimulation (or: Fuck Off And Leave My Bloody Balls Alone, Would You, Sherlock?) by jedusaur (Explicit) - Sherlock runs some very intimate experiments on John. Lots of them. Over an extended period of time.
• The Second Law of Thermodynamics: part 1, part 2 & part 3 by entangled_now (Explicit, eventually) - It is very cold. The heating is broken. Cuddling in John’s bed ensues. I don’t really think I can rec this author’s work highly enough. Here are a few more.
• Bikini by entangled_now (Explicit) - John wakes up to find Sherlock wearing a bikini. Somehow, miraculously, not crack, just hot.
• Progress and Change  by entangled_now - Over dinner at a restaurant, John and Sherlock discuss the idea of their relationship.
• Prelude by entangled_now (Racy) - Sherlock is having a bath. John is there too, for reasons he can’t imagine.
• Strawberry Pavlova by entangled_now - Mrs. Hudson’s POV. She notices more than people think.
• Somatic by straydog733 - Sherlock fixes John’s psychosomatic limp. With his tongue.
• Enjoy the Silence by Anonymous - Sherlock never stops firing off deductions, even during sex.
• A Thorough Study On The Ordinary Baker Street Fauna (Such As The Speckled Adder, The Severed Human Head, And The Common Skull) by nekomitsu - Sherlock has a tendency to accumulate “strays”. John does not exactly approve.
• Untitled by asemic (Racy) - Sherlock accidentally sends a text meant for John to the entire media room.
• And the heat goes on…(where the hand has been) by Anonymous (Explicit) - Sherlock enjoys orgasms, but not being touched.
• Height, or Lack Thereof by flying_android - Sherlock loves John’s shortness.
• Top or Bottom by 17pansies (Explicit) - First time. Sherlock’s a virgin; John’s never been with a man.
• Untitled by alphabetatoast - Some sweet hugging from behind, a la that one scene in Brokeback Mountain.
• Untitled by lilapaddy (Explicit) - Hiding in a closet (the literal kind).
• A Temporary Hobby by firiel44 - Mrs. Hudson has been teaching John to knit. Not blatant slash, but I thought Lily, as someone with a fondness for knitting, might appreciate this.
• Untitled by captain_pikhal (Explicit) - Muffin porn. Okay, I’m including this purely for my own benefit.
• Hold You Until You’re Mine by likeastorybook - More cuddle fic. John makes for an excellent teddy bear.
• Near Death Experiences Make the Best Aphrodisiacs by ac_123 (Explicit) - Desperate, horny, life-affirming dry-humping.
• Against the Window by Anonymous (Explicit) - Sherlock fucking John against the window of 221b.
• Lost by roonerspism (Explicit) - One by my amazing sister. John comes home with news, and Sherlock has to figure out why John is telling it to him.
• The Art of Observation by argyle4eva (Explicit) - Sexytimes in front of a full-length mirror.
• The Lesson by livia-carica - John has had a shitty day and needs a good cuddle. I’ve thrown in a couple others by this author, too.
• The Enamel Bath by livia-carica - Bathing together.
• Day of Rest  by livia-carica (Briefly explicit) - John and Sherlock spend a lazy Sunday in bed.
• Untitled by Anonymous - Sherlock likes John chubby. Kind of for a specific taste, this one, but quite cute and shouldn’t scare off those whose kinks differ.
• Untitled by Anonymous - Yet another cuddle fic! It is stormy outside. Sherlock comes in drenched head to toe.
• Five Times John Surprises Someone with His Oral Skills (And One Time He Didn’t) by Anonymous (Explicit) - John loves going down on people, and he’s good at it, too. Includes two counts of John/OFC, one count of John/OMC, one crossover pairing with SGA (which will look just like John/OMC if you don’t know that series), John/Lestrade, and ends satisfactorily with John/Sherlock. It’s pretty awesome all the way through, though.
• You’re A Song I’d Play Again by dysnomiae (Explicit) - Asexual!Sherlock is in a relationship with sexual!John. Instead of sex, he plays the violin to assist John in getting off.