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Sherlock Screencaps
There are thousands of HD screencaps of the series at Screencaps at aithine. org, this is brilliantly insane!!!!
Fanfiction - Short Message Service
Short message Service by solrosan
Summary: Sherlock has a secret friend (since long before he met John) who also
prefers to text and even though they have known each other for years,
they have yet never actually talked yet.
Warnings: texting, sexual inuendos.
Angst-free Sherlock fanfiction by muffinpoodle on tumblr.
This post is NOT FROM ME, so go see it on muffinpoodle's tumblr to comment!
For gingerhaole, who asked if I knew of any Johnlock that wasn’t full of the dark-and-sads. I went looking. I am still looking, but here’s the 30 I’ve uncovered so far! (I found the vast majority trawling the kink meme, so it’s mostly porn - but never terribly kinky porn.)
- The desire And the spasm by grassle - John secretly writes bad homoerotic thriller fiction about Sherlock and himself. Sherlock finds it. I cannot stress this enough: hilarious. Especially if you’ve experienced badfic before.
- Psychophysical Examinations of Perceptual Effects of Differential Somatic Stimulation (or: Fuck Off And Leave My Bloody Balls Alone, Would You, Sherlock?) by jedusaur (Explicit) - Sherlock runs some very intimate experiments on John. Lots of them. Over an extended period of time.
- The Second Law of Thermodynamics: part 1, part 2 & part 3 by entangled_now (Explicit, eventually) - It is very cold. The heating is broken. Cuddling in John’s bed ensues. I don’t really think I can rec this author’s work highly enough. Here are a few more.
- Bikini by entangled_now (Explicit) - John wakes up to find Sherlock wearing a bikini. Somehow, miraculously, not crack, just hot.
- Progress and Change by entangled_now - Over dinner at a restaurant, John and Sherlock discuss the idea of their relationship.
- Prelude by entangled_now (Racy) - Sherlock is having a bath. John is there too, for reasons he can’t imagine.
- Strawberry Pavlova by entangled_now - Mrs. Hudson’s POV. She notices more than people think.
- Somatic by straydog733 - Sherlock fixes John’s psychosomatic limp. With his tongue.
- Enjoy the Silence by Anonymous - Sherlock never stops firing off deductions, even during sex.
- A Thorough Study On The Ordinary Baker Street Fauna (Such As The Speckled Adder, The Severed Human Head, And The Common Skull) by nekomitsu - Sherlock has a tendency to accumulate “strays”. John does not exactly approve.
- Untitled by asemic (Racy) - Sherlock accidentally sends a text meant for John to the entire media room.
- And the heat goes on…(where the hand has been) by Anonymous (Explicit) - Sherlock enjoys orgasms, but not being touched.
- Height, or Lack Thereof by flying_android - Sherlock loves John’s shortness.
- Top or Bottom by 17pansies (Explicit) - First time. Sherlock’s a virgin; John’s never been with a man.
- Untitled by alphabetatoast - Some sweet hugging from behind, a la that one scene in Brokeback Mountain.
- Untitled by lilapaddy (Explicit) - Hiding in a closet (the literal kind).
- A Temporary Hobby by firiel44 - Mrs. Hudson has been teaching John to knit. Not blatant slash, but I thought Lily, as someone with a fondness for knitting, might appreciate this.
- Untitled by captain_pikhal (Explicit) - Muffin porn. Okay, I’m including this purely for my own benefit.
- Hold You Until You’re Mine by likeastorybook - More cuddle fic. John makes for an excellent teddy bear.
- Near Death Experiences Make the Best Aphrodisiacs by ac_123 (Explicit) - Desperate, horny, life-affirming dry-humping.
- Against the Window by Anonymous (Explicit) - Sherlock fucking John against the window of 221b.
- Lost by roonerspism (Explicit) - One by my amazing sister. John comes home with news, and Sherlock has to figure out why John is telling it to him.
- The Art of Observation by argyle4eva (Explicit) - Sexytimes in front of a full-length mirror.
- The Lesson by livia-carica - John has had a shitty day and needs a good cuddle. I’ve thrown in a couple others by this author, too.
- The Enamel Bath by livia-carica - Bathing together.
- Day of Rest by livia-carica (Briefly explicit) - John and Sherlock spend a lazy Sunday in bed.
- Untitled by Anonymous - Sherlock likes John chubby. Kind of for a specific taste, this one, but quite cute and shouldn’t scare off those whose kinks differ.
- Untitled by Anonymous - Yet another cuddle fic! It is stormy outside. Sherlock comes in drenched head to toe.
- Five Times John Surprises Someone with His Oral Skills (And One Time He Didn’t) by Anonymous (Explicit) - John loves going down on people, and he’s good at it, too. Includes two counts of John/OFC, one count of John/OMC, one crossover pairing with SGA (which will look just like John/OMC if you don’t know that series), John/Lestrade, and ends satisfactorily with John/Sherlock. It’s pretty awesome all the way through, though.
- You’re A Song I’d Play Again by dysnomiae (Explicit) - Asexual!Sherlock is in a relationship with sexual!John. Instead of sex, he plays the violin to assist John in getting off.
Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch discover Sherlock fanfiction
The series has inspired cultish devotion that easily outstrips its short first run. Hardcore Sherlock fans have taken to sites such as Tumblr in order to imagine what Holmes and Watson might get up to once the deduction is done for the day. Cue much nervous giggling between Freeman and Cumberbatch. “There is weird fan fiction out there — weird,” Cumberbatch says. “They write stories and do manga cartoons of what they think you get up to behind closed doors. Some of it’s funny. Some of it’s full-on sex. Get Martin to show you some.”“Much as Sherlock adores John, and he’s fond of him, there’s no love, there’s nothing sexual — all the jokes aside,” Cumberbatch says. “The problem is, they [the jokes in the script] fuel the fantasy of the few into flames for the many. People presume that’s what it is, but it’s not.”“If you want to think that they’re secretly in love with each other, then you can,” Freeman says. “But we’ve never played anything like that. I don’t really think they are, but there’s enough of that for people to see it if they want. I think they’re just really interested in each other because they give something to the other that is lacking in their life.” And that, surely, is what friends are for.
Rest of the article here.
Fanfiction: The Even Longer Drive, by stupid_drawings
Summary: Sherlock, John, and Lestrade on a road trip together, stuck in the
same car for hours. The numbers are how long they have been on the road.
(example: 4.27 = 4 hours and 27 minutes into the trip).
Warnings: None.
Bonus: The songtrack of their travel songs!
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